{"product_id":"uhmwpe-keychain","title":"UHMWPE Keychain","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe strongest keychain you will ever own.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from UHMWPE webbing — the same ultra-high-molecular-weight polyethylene fiber used in ballistic armor and the slings that hold climbers to cliffs. Pound for pound, stronger than steel. It is holding your keys. It is wildly overqualified for this.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavy-duty clip on one end, key ring on the other, bartacked like it’s rated for a fall.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFlip it over for the fine print: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOKN! CLIMBING IS DANGEROUS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Your keys are not climbing. They’ll be fine.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSewn in Tacoma, WA — in the same shop, from the same materials, as our big wall gear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"High Mountain Gear","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52578114011410,"sku":null,"price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0721\/2495\/6946\/files\/C9C3BADD-FED6-422B-83E0-34646846A2EE.jpg?v=1785790820","url":"https:\/\/highmtngear.com\/products\/uhmwpe-keychain","provider":"High Mountain Gear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}